i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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