The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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