i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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