i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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