if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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