she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Two words: nipple clamps
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