Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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