By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I got inside last night via doggy door
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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