i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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