dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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