we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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