Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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