Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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