just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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