Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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