I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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