You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just tell him i said nine months
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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