? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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