The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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