I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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