My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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