so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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