yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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