he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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