he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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