I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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