You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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