lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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