Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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