we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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