no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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