Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
The power of my boobs compel you
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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