oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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