Already got asked if we're dating
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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