i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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