i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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