like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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