That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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