I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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