so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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