We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
where does the pee come out of this thing
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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