you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He felt like a one man threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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