I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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