Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
my sisters under your porch take her home
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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