When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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