well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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