He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
