I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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