i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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