is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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