Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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