at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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