peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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